You can't say this isn't perfect for me. Since I've been submitting crap in the form of memes lately as art, I figured I'd give my gallery a break and put this in my journal. Original meme (which was not in text form) by .

Zoey's Character Obsession Meme!

First off--choose seven characters you obsess over!
1. L (Death Note)
2. Matt Engarde (Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney: Justice for All)
3. Akito Sohma (Fruits Basket)
4. GLaDOS (Portal)
5. Roy Mustang (FullMetal Alchemist)
6. Steven Stone (Pokemon: Ruby, Sapphire, and Emerald)
7. Inu-Yasha (Inu-Yasha)

1. I see for pretty cool characters up there! Which one did you obsess over first? How about your most recent?
I definitely obsessed over Steven first. I was about eight, and, oddly enough, I think he was my first video game crush. Let's face it--at the time, the twist of him actually being the Champion was pretty epic for me.
GLaDOS has probably been the most recent, since I just recently bought the Orange Box. I mean, she/he/it is totally awesome. Like L, I quote her/him/it regularly.

2. Which one do you think you spend the most time obsessing over? (i.e. drawing, writing fanfiction, playing games they're in, etc.)
Hm... either L or Inu-Yasha. I draw Inu-kun a lot just because he's fun, and write a lot of IY fanfiction for the same reason. But I pretty much think about L 80% of the day, so he probably wins this one.

3. Cool! Now, for something a little more personal... which one would you marry? Why?
L, of course! Because he's awesome and sexy and everything that is right with the world is L!

4. How sweet! Who would be better in bed?
Hm... well, L is rather flexible, and let's face it--he tastes like sugar. We all know he does. But, seeing as he lives with a 70-year-old man, I seriously doubt he has any experience in that field.
Then there's Roy. Now, there's a man with experience in that field. And, hey, he's ON FIRE! But, if we're going to count on puns for this, he's also flaming. So... I'd have to go with L.

5. Who do you think would be more apt to hurt--or even murder you? The asshole!
GLaDOS, Matt, and maybe Akito if this was pre-manga. GLaDOS via the platform traveling into the flaming pit (I forgot that exact quote...), Matt via hiring someone else to do so and then looking adorable and innocent, and Aa-chan'd probably just chuck me off a cliff or something. And no, people who haven't read volume 22 yet, that is definitely NOT hinting at anything.

6. Now who would be better... in the kitchen?
GLaDOS! She/he/it has a whole core that holds the perfect cake recipe, for God's sake!

7. You just had a bad day. Which one would you like to see to make you feel better? Why?
Well, I'd be ecstatic if I just SAW L, but if we're talking about people who might actually do something to comfort me, I think it'd be Steven. He's kind of fatherly, y'know?

8. Who do you think would make the best, and worst, study partner?
L would make the best, seeing as he's a genius and all. As for the worst... Inu-Yasha. I'd probably walk in to find all of my textbooks effectively Wind-Scarred and a few random demons scattered around the room.

9. Oh snap! You're stranded on an island! Who do you take with you?
L. I mean, he's a genius. Plus, he's hot.

10. You're watching a horror movie, and something startles you! Who would be the first to grab your hand?
Probably Steven. Or Roy, if he was trying to hit on me. Even Aa-chan might if this was post-manga.

11. Well, aliens decided to destroy the Earth. Who would have the best chance of saving the world?
Inu-Yasha, duh.

12. Awesome! Now, what would they wear to the beach?
Hm... Well, I have this vision of L in boxers decorated with strawberries... so that. Villains totally wear Speedos, so that's what Matt would be wearing. I can't picture Akii liking the beach, so she'd just probably lurk around in her usual kimono. GLaDOS is a computer, hence she/he/it does not wear anything. Roy would wear swim trunks decorated with flames (Again, I'm not sure if that means he's on fire, or he's flaming). Steven... I honestly have no idea what Steven would wear. And Inu-kun'd just wear his kimono pants.

13. Two of them are suddenly dating! Who would be the most compatible, and why? Who would be the least compatible?
L and GLaDOS would be the most compatible. They both love cake, both have ridiculous intellects, and both use questionable research methods.
As for the least compatible... Aa-chan and Roy. I don't think either would survive this...

14. What are some things all of these characters have in common?
Well... they all have questionable morals. Matt and GLaDOS are just plain evil, Inu-Yasha will do anything to get the Shikon Jewel, Akito traumatized a few children in her day, Roy once proposed ignoring a hostage situation so he could go on a date, L uses some fairly illegal tactics, and even Steven pretty much lies to the main character throughout the entire game...

15. Now, have your overall favorite character tag someone!
, L says DO THIS MEME!